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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: burton2019</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Lung your avatar is hilarious. Dane Cook's standup=trash. Anyone ever hear Tim Wilson, Mike Birbiglia?
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Tim Wilson is old school, but I'm a big fan, he is pretty funny....You ever heard the one where he is talkin bout taking Dale Earnhardt snorkling???
He didn't take him snorkling. He was telling about the time Dale was down in the Bahmas or somewehere like that with Kyle Petty and they were snorkling and Kyle could go deeper because Dale couldn't get a good seel on his mask because of his mustache so he shaved it off so he could go deeper than Kyle. Was making a refference to how competitive he was.
No, The one I'm talkin about, he is sayin that all the Dale fans always say, "Rubbin is Racin, Thats part of it"...Tim says, Hell I'd like to take Dale snorklin, shoot him in the ass with a spear gun, then say "Hell Dale, That's part of it, how you gonna see any sharks without a little blood in the water!!!" It's funny as crap to hear on the CD...
speaking of nascar jeff gordon's "wife" had a kid yesturday, looks like someone owes me 20 bucks.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DaneCook</div><div class="ubbcode-body">speaking of nascar jeff gordon's "wife" had a kid yesturday, looks like someone owes me 20 bucks.</div></div>
Yeah, you need that 20 bucks to pay that dude who knocked up Gordon's wife for him to "prove" he's not teh ghey. We'll pay you soon.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neutral88</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No, The one I'm talkin about, he is sayin that all the Dale fans always say, "Rubbin is Racin, Thats part of it"...Tim says, Hell I'd like to take Dale snorklin, shoot him in the ass with a spear gun, then say "Hell Dale, That's part of it, how you gonna see any sharks without a little blood in the water!!!" It's funny as crap to hear on the CD... </div></div>
My bad, I don't recall hearin that one but I am sure I have Tim is one of my favs.